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[NSFW, 18+; Sometimes triggering!]

(I reblog. A lot. But I don't own most of what I post--if I do, I'll tell you. )

kitten-sightings:

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writtenrage:

this made me really happy


00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF


doctorcassherlockedfromtheimpala:

nutellagance:

Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

Jesus christ


slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

liftedandgiftedd:

ashtonfent:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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I need to grab someone by the throat and fuck them til that ache in my chest subsides

j.c.d (via fuglyhottie)

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com


charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns


pageanarchy:

When you make a new friend and they ask if you smoke weed.

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